Introduction / Hook
Imagine a bite-sized cloud of comfort that bursts with creamy, savory goodness the moment you sink your teeth in. Mashed Potato Cheese Puffs are the kind of treat that makes a weeknight feel like a celebration and a party spread feel just a little cozier. The exterior hints at a delicate crisp, a golden kiss that gives way to a pillowy interior where melted cheese threads and starch-sweet potato notes mingle in harmony. The aroma—a warm, inviting scent of roasted potato, toasty edges, and a subtle dairy richness—drifts through the house like a hug. This dish is not merely a snack; it’s a memory in the making, the kind of recipe you reach for when you want to impress without spending hours in the kitchen. There is something almost magical about transforming humble mashed potatoes into an ensemble of light, airy puffs that pop with personality, turning everyday leftovers or pantry staples into a show-stopping bite that tastes both familiar and utterly new.
In the mouth, the contrast is irresistible: a crisp crust that gives way to a tender, cheesecake-velvet interior, punctuated by pockets of melted cheese that string and stretch in the most satisfying way. The flavor is both comforting and slightly mischievous—the kind of bite you want to share, then secretly stash for yourself because it’s just that good. These puffs are forgiving, adaptable, and wonderfully shareable, making them a natural fit for gatherings, game nights, or a cozy afternoon snack with a cup of tea or coffee. The more you think about it, the more the idea of turning simple mashed potatoes into something so lively and delicious feels like a small culinary miracle—proof that comfort foods can surprise you with texture, aroma, and a new dimension of indulgence.
And there’s a playful versatility to these little delights. They can be enjoyed as a solo nibble, served with a bright herb dip or a tangy yogurt-based accompaniment, or arranged into a platter for a crowd where guests can pick and choose their favorites. They lend themselves to creativity: a sprinkle of chives or scallions for color and sharp bite, a whisper of paprika for warmth, or a drizzle of a light sesame–garlic glaze that nudges the flavor into a modern, global direction. The result is an irresistible fusion of old-world potato comfort with contemporary snack-craft flair, a dish that feels familiar enough to be instantly comforting and adventurous enough to keep guests guessing what delightful twist comes next.
The Story Behind the Dish
Potatoes have long been a staple of kitchens around the world, a humble canvas that invites invention. From the fields of Europe to the shores of the Americas, cooks learned early on that this versatile tuber could be transformed into everything from creamy purées to crisp, golden morsels. Mashed Potato Cheese Puffs emerge from that tradition as a playful evolution—a way to honor the everyday mashed potato while elevating it into a snack-page favorite. The idea is simple: embrace the softness and sweetness of well-whipped potatoes and pair it with something that sings—cheese, with its melting, savor-rich personality—then shape the result into little spheres or puffs that crackle and ooze with warmth when they meet the heat of the oven or a pan.
In many homes, leftovers become opportunities rather than obligations. A batch of mashed potatoes leftover from a family meal gains a new life here, transformed into a party-worthy bite that feels indulgent without being heavy. The concept also nods to the broader family of mashed or baked potato bites found across cuisines—little pockets of comfort that can stand proudly on a brunch table, a kids’ lunch spread, or a cozy movie-night lineup. The cheese element isn’t just about flavor; it’s a binding, glistening glue that binds the texture into something cohesive and irresistible. The result is a dish that feels both familiar—because it is built on mashed potatoes—and fresh—because of its airy texture, cheese pull, and snackable size.
There’s a gentle nostalgia in this dish—the kind of aroma that brings back Sunday dinners, late-night comfort-food cravings, and the joy of turning plain ingredients into something special. Yet Mashed Potato Cheese Puffs aren’t about nostalgia alone. They’re about modern practicality and playful presentation: snacks that can be prepared ahead, plated with flair, and shared without fuss. The origin story may be modest, but the impact is memorable. It’s the culinary equivalent of discovering that a well-loved sweater can be reimagined into a chic, modern piece of clothing; it feels both familiar and exciting at once.
Why You’ll Love This Recipe
- Crowd-pleasing versatility: These puffs work beautifully as an appetizer, a canapé at a party, a game-day nibble, or a comforting bite for a movie night.
- Short on time but big on flavor: The concept is fast to assemble and delightful to bite into, delivering indulgence without a long, complicated process.
- Adaptable to different diets and tastes: Cheese-forward and creamy by nature, the dish invites easy substitutions—vegan, dairy-free, gluten-free, or lower-carb options—without compromising the charm.
- Texture contrast that shines: A crisp exterior gives way to a tender, airy interior with pockets of melty cheese, creating an irresistible mouthfeel from first crunch to last chew.
- Perfect for any season: Light and snackable in warmer months, cozy and comforting in cooler seasons, they easily slot into spring picnics, autumn gatherings, or winter celebrations.
- Make-ahead potential: The concept translates well to make-ahead hosting ideas, enabling you to assemble or partially prepare portions in advance for easier entertaining.
- Playful presentation: Shaped into bite-sized puffs, they look inviting on a platter—fun, elegant, and shareable—adding a touch of whimsy to your table.
Flavor Profile & Texture
At their core, Mashed Potato Cheese Puffs deliver a symphony of mild, comforting flavors with an accent of cheese that lingers pleasantly. The potato base offers a gentle sweetness and earthiness—a nod to the pantry and the garden—from which the dish draws its foundation. Melted cheese threads weave through the centers, offering pockets of gooey richness that stretch with every bite, creating that classic, comforting cheese pull you crave. The exterior delivers a crisp, light crust, a textural contrast that makes the inside feel even more cloud-like and delicate. The crust’s toasty notes add a subtle nutty depth, which balances the potato’s gentle creaminess and the cheese’s savory glaze.
A carefully chosen cheese or a blend can shift the flavor subtly—from a milder, buttery melt to a more pronounced sharpness that punctuates the potato’s sweetness. If you favor a more decadent profile, a touch of creaminess from the interior can feel almost custard-like, while a sharper cheese notes lend a modern edge. Herbs, spice, or a hint of garlic or onion powder can lift the aroma without overpowering the potato’s natural character, providing a fragrant foreground before the cheese notes take center stage. The overall experience is one of harmony: a balanced bite where the soft, creamy interior and the crisp, golden shell flirt with each other, and the cheese glistens just beneath the surface, inviting you to pull and savor in a single, satisfying moment.
Texture-wise, think of velvet-smooth mashed potatoes folded around a molten core, then wrapped in a delicate jacket of crispy crust. The surface crackles gently as you bite, releasing a puff of steam and a whisper of toasty aroma. Inside, the potato retains its lightness, never dense, never heavy, but with enough structure to hold its shape as you chew. This interplay between crust and crumb is what makes Mashed Potato Cheese Puffs so addictive: they’re substantial enough to feel indulgent, yet light enough to leave room for more bites and more dips. The cheese acts as both star and glue—pulling the puffs into a creamy, satisfying finish that lingers on the palate after the initial crisp fade.
Occasions & Pairings
- Everyday gatherings: A relaxed addition to weeknight dinners, potlucks, or casual parties where you want to bring something comforting yet visually appealing.
- Holiday spreads: They slot in beautifully as an unexpected but welcome finger food, offering a different texture amid a sea of more traditional treats.
- Brunch or tea-time snacks: Their soft interior and buttery aroma pair well with a bright salad, a fresh herb yogurt, or a light sparkling beverage.
- Kids’ favorites: A fun, bite-sized option that encourages little hands to grab and explore textures, while offering a familiar, comforting flavor profile.
- Pairings (general, non-specific): They shine with a fresh herb dip or a cool, tangy yogurt-based accompaniment that balances the richness; a crisp green salad or lightly dressed vegetables can provide a refreshing contrast; a simple squeeze of citrus or a small herb oil can lift the overall balance.
Tips, Variations & Substitutions
- Cheese options: A versatile protagonist, cheese choice can shift the character of the dish. Mild cheeses yield a creamy, gentle melt, while sharper varieties bring a more assertive, tangy note. A blend can offer both smooth melt and a bright finish.
- Vegan and dairy-free: Use plant-based cheeses and a dairy-free binding to maintain the creamy feel without dairy. If using a vegan cheese, you may want to consider a touch of plant-based milk or cream substitutes to preserve the texture’s softness.
- Gluten-free considerations: The base can remain naturally gluten-free if you don’t introduce wheat-based binders. If you include any binders or binding agents, opt for gluten-free alternatives to preserve the dish’s accessibility.
- Herbal and spice twists: Fresh chives, dill, or parsley add color and a lift of brightness. A hint of garlic powder, paprika, or lemon zest can brighten the profile without overpowering the potato’s natural sweetness.
- Texture play: For a lighter crust, aim for a very thin outer layer that crisps evenly. For a heartier bite, a slightly thicker exterior can deliver a more pronounced crunch with each bite.
- Regional twists: Anise-like fennel seed, smoked paprika, or a touch of cumin can evoke regional flavors while preserving the dish’s core comfort-character.
- Make-ahead concept: The idea scales well for entertaining. You could prepare portions in advance and bake or warm them later to maintain their crisp exterior and soft interior.
Storage & Make-Ahead Ideas
Leftovers are not a problem with this dish; they invite a second life as a tasty, reheated snack or a crunchy addition to a casual meal. If you anticipate having extra, consider storing the prepared portions in a cool, airtight container for a short period, keeping the texture intact as much as possible. When it comes time to reheat, gentle warming helps maintain the delicate interior softness while re-energizing the outer crispness. The beauty of this concept is its forgiving nature: even after a night in the refrigerator, a short re-friction of heat can restore that pop of texture and the cheese’s glossy, inviting sheen. For make-ahead planning, you can portion the mashed-potato canvas into molds or puffs and refrigerate them before the final bake, allowing you to finish them with minimal effort when guests arrive or a craving strikes.
For freezing, the general principle is to freeze before the final bake, preserving shape and texture. Then, bake or reheat directly from frozen to maintain crispness and ensure a hot, melted center. When serving after freezing, a light re-crisping can help restore the original texture, while the interior remains soft and creamy. This approach makes Mashed Potato Cheese Puffs an ideal option for holiday prep, parties, or any week when you want to pull out something delightful with minimal last-minute fuss.
Fun Facts & Trivia (Optional)
Potato lore runs deep in many cultures, and gnocchi—another beloved potato-based treat—offers a reminder that humble ingredients can inspire extraordinary textures and forms. While gnocchi relies on a doughy shape and bite, Mashed Potato Cheese Puffs celebrate the simpler, more modern concept of transforming leftovers into a playful, snackable form. The use of cheese as a unifying thread echoes centuries of cheese-making cultures, where the dairy component isn’t just indulgence but a tool for binding, flavor, and texture. The idea of “puffs” taps into pastry technique and fry or bake culture—where light, airy interiors emerge from careful handling of starches and moisture. In that sense, these puffs are a pastry-inspired snack without the complexity of a traditional pastry, a bridge between homey mashed potatoes and the world of bite-sized, shareable treats.
In kitchens around the world, the urge to repurpose leftovers into something new is a testament to culinary ingenuity. Mashed Potato Cheese Puffs capture that spirit with elegance and comfort, reminding us that good food is often about the joy of transformation—how simple ingredients can become memorable moments when shaped, heated, and shared with friends and family. And because the dish is as adaptable as it is comforting, it lends itself to countless micro-stories: a whispered experiment in a quiet kitchen, a lively improvisation at a bustling party, or a nostalgic nod to meals that gathered loved ones around a table long after the plating had been cleared. The puffs are more than a snack; they’re a tiny celebration of improvisation, texture, and taste that invites everyone to lean in and enjoy the magic of simple ingredients made extraordinary.

Ingredients
- Mashed Potato Base
- – 2 cups mashed potatoes, cooled
→ These mashed potatoes provide the soft, starchy base that binds with cheese and egg to form light, airy puffs. Use leftover mashed potatoes or freshly mashed and cooled so they hold shape when mixing. If your potatoes are very wet, drain or press to remove excess moisture before mixing. - – 1 cup shredded cheese (sharp Cheddar or Gruyère)
→ Cheese provides melt and flavor. Use a sharp Cheddar for bold taste or Gruyère for a nutty, gooey texture. Shred by hand for best melt and avoid pre-shredded blends that contain anti-caking agents. - – 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
→ Butter adds richness and helps create a slight crust as the puffs bake. Use unsalted butter; melt and cool slightly before mixing to prevent cooking the egg. - – 1/4 cup milk or heavy cream, warmed
→ Adds moisture and helps bind the mixture. Warm slightly so it blends smoothly into the potato mixture without cooling it down. - – 1 large egg, lightly beaten
→ Acts as a binder and helps trap air for a light, puffier texture. Use at room temperature for easier incorporation. - – 1/3 cup all-purpose flour
→ Provides structure to the mixture and helps it hold shape when baking. Start with 1/3 cup and add a tablespoon at a time if the mixture feels too loose. - – 1/2 teaspoon salt
→ Enhances overall flavor and balances the richness of the cheese and butter. Taste and adjust after adding cheese. - – 1/4 teaspoon black pepper
→ Adds gentle heat and depth. Freshly ground pepper is best for aroma. - – 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder or 1 small garlic clove, minced (optional)
→ Garlic adds savory depth. If using fresh garlic, sauté it briefly in the melted butter until fragrant to mellow its bite before mixing. If using powder, add directly to the mix. - – 1 tablespoon chopped fresh chives or green onions (optional)
→ Fresh herbs brighten the flavor and give color. Stir in at the end of mixing to retain their fresh taste. - – 1/4 teaspoon paprika or smoked paprika (optional)
→ Adds a hint of warmth and color to the puffs. Use mild paprika if you prefer a subtle finish.
- – 2 cups mashed potatoes, cooled
- Optional Add-ins
- – 1/2 cup cooked bacon bits (optional)
→ Bacon adds smoky savoriness and a bit of crunch. Distribute evenly by gently folding through the base; pat dry after cooking to prevent sogginess. - – 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese (optional)
→ Parmesan contributes a sharp, salty bite that complements the melted cheese. If used, consider reducing the salt slightly in the base. - – 1/2 cup breadcrumbs for coating (optional)
→ Coating with breadcrumbs creates a crisp crust on the baked puffs. Lightly spray puffs with oil or brush with a little butter before baking for maximum crunch.
- – 1/2 cup cooked bacon bits (optional)
Instructions
- Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C) and grease a 12-cup muffin tin or line with paper liners to prevent sticking.
→ A hot oven ensures the puffs rise properly and the centers set, while greasing or lining prevents sticking for clean removal. - Check the 2 cups mashed potatoes for moisture and spread them on a sheet to cool; if very wet, press between clean towels to remove excess moisture.
→ Excess moisture will make the dough loose and cause the puffs to collapse or be heavy; drying the potatoes helps the mixture hold shape. - Melt 2 tablespoons unsalted butter in a small saucepan over low heat; if using fresh garlic, add 1 minced garlic clove and sauté 30–60 seconds until fragrant, then remove from heat.
→ Melting butter provides fat to enrich the dough and the garlic, when used fresh, flavors without burning; cooling slightly prevents cooking the egg later. - Stir the 1 cup shredded cheese into the cooled mashed potatoes until evenly distributed, using a wide spatula to cut through and fold; use freshly grated cheese for best melt.
→ Even distribution of cheese ensures pockets of melt throughout the puffs and prevents dry spots; grated by hand melts more smoothly than pre-shredded varieties. - Whisk 1 large egg in a medium bowl; gradually whisk in 1/4 cup warmed milk or heavy cream to temper the egg, then whisk in the cooled garlic-butter mixture until the mixture is smooth.
→ Tempering the egg prevents scrambling and the warm dairy helps the dough come together without cooling the mashed potatoes too much. - Stir in 1/3 cup all-purpose flour, adding 1 tablespoon at a time, until the mixture just begins to hold together; if the dough looks loose, add additional flour in small increments.
→ The flour provides structure to the puffs so they hold their shape during baking; adding gradually avoids over-drying the dough. - Season the base with 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon black pepper, and 1/4 teaspoon paprika; if using garlic powder, add 1/2 teaspoon now; if using 1 tablespoon chopped fresh chives or green onions, fold in at this point.
→ Salt and pepper balance the richness and depth, paprika adds color and warmth, garlic powder boosts savoriness, and chives give brightness. - If desired, fold in 1/2 cup cooked bacon bits or 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese; distribute evenly by gentle folding to avoid breaking the potatoes.
→ Optional add-ins enhance texture and saltiness; folding evenly ensures consistent flavor in every puff. - Optionally, prepare a coating by placing 1/2 cup breadcrumbs in a shallow dish; when using breadcrumbs, roll each portion of dough in the crumbs to form a light crust, then place seam-side down in the muffin cups.
→ A crisp crust adds contrast to the soft interior and helps prevent the puffs from sticking to the pan. - Scoop or portion the potato-cheese mixture into the prepared muffin cups, filling about 2/3 full; level the tops with the back of a spoon to promote even rise.
→ Uniform portions ensure even baking and consistent texture across all puffs; gentle leveling prevents domed tops that bake unevenly. - Bake in the preheated oven for 18–22 minutes, until the puffs are golden around the edges and feel set in the center; rotate the pan halfway through for even browning.
→ Proper heat and time set the structure without drying the interior; rotating prevents hot spots from causing uneven color. - Let the puffs rest in the tin for 5 minutes, then transfer to a wire rack to cool slightly before serving.
→ Resting helps the structure set and makes handling easier; cool briefly to avoid steam making the crust soggy. - Serve warm as a savory snack or accompaniment, optionally sprinkling with additional chives or paprika for color and aroma.
→ Serving warm preserves the cheese’s melt and the puff’s airy texture; fresh herbs brighten flavor and appearance.

Notes
These mashed potato cheese puffs are a savory, crowd-pleasing bite built from cooled mashed potatoes bound with cheese, egg, and a touch of flour for structure. The result is light, airy puffs with melted cheese in every bite and a hinted richness from the butter.
You can customize them by adding your favorite herbs (like chives or green onions), extra Parmesan for a sharper bite, or cooked bacon bits for smoky savoriness. If the mixture feels loose, fold in a little more flour or breadcrumbs to help it hold shape. For a crisp crust, coat the puffs with breadcrumbs before baking and brush them with a little melted butter or oil.
These puffs bake in a hot oven until the outsides are lightly golden and the centers are set; turning once halfway ensures even browning. Use parchment on the baking sheet for easy release, and avoid overcrowding so they puff rather than steam.
They freeze well—shape and freeze on a tray, then transfer to a bag. Reheat from frozen in a 350°F (175°C) oven until hot and crisp, about 12–15 minutes. They also reheat nicely in a toaster oven for smaller batches.
Serving suggestions: pair with a dollop of sour cream or a quick chive yogurt dip, or serve alongside a green salad or roasted vegetables for a complete meal.
Gluten-free note: If you need to keep them gluten-free, substitute a gluten-free all-purpose flour or cornstarch for the all-purpose flour called for in the base, and ensure any add-ins like breadcrumbs are gluten-free. Always check the ingredients of any toppings to confirm they are gluten-free if you have gluten intolerance.

Tips
Tips for Perfect Mashed Potato Cheese Puffs
- Cool and drain your mashed potatoes well. Use cooled, starchy potatoes and press out excess moisture so the mixture binds without becoming gluey.
- Choose cheese wisely. Sharp Cheddar gives bold flavor, Gruyère adds a nutty melt. Shred by hand for best melt; avoid pre-shredded blends that contain anti-caking agents.
- Use melted unsalted butter and let it cool slightly before mixing to prevent scrambling the egg and to keep the mixture cohesive.
- Warm the milk or cream so it blends smoothly without chilling the potatoes; avoid adding cold liquid that would slow binding.
- Let the egg be at room temperature for easier incorporation; don’t overmix once the flour is added to keep the puffs light.
- Start with 1/3 cup flour and add a tablespoon at a time if the mixture is too loose; you want a scoopable, slightly stiff dough that holds its shape.
- Season gradually. Salt in the base and taste after adding cheese, since cheese contributes saltiness; adjust as needed.
- If using garlic, choose your method: fresh garlic should be sautéed briefly in the butter to mellow its bite; garlic powder can be added directly to the mix.
- Fresh herbs like chives or green onions add brightness; fold them in at the end to maintain color and aroma.
- Optional add-ins should be dry. Cooked bacon bits should be patted dry to avoid soggy puffs; Parmesan adds sharpness—consider reducing salt if using it.
- For a crisp crust, coat puffs with breadcrumbs. Lightly spray with oil or brush with a little butter before baking.
- Shaping matters. Use a cookie scoop or two spoons for uniform portions; keep hands lightly oiled or moistened to prevent sticking.
- Bake in a preheated oven at 375–400°F (190–205°C) until puffs are puffed, set, and golden (about 12–18 minutes). Avoid overbaking to keep them tender inside.
- Let the batter rest 5–10 minutes before shaping to help the flour hydrate and improve binding.
- Make ahead notes: base can be prepared and chilled up to 24 hours; shape and bake from cold for convenient serving. Leftovers store in the fridge for 2–3 days and reheat in a 350°F (175°C) oven to regain crispness.
- Freezing tip: freeze formed puffs on a tray, then transfer to a bag; bake from frozen, adding 3–5 minutes to the bake time.
FAQ
What are Mashed Potato Cheese Puffs?
Mashed Potato Cheese Puffs are bite-sized, airy snacks made by blending fluffy mashed potatoes with cheese and a binding agent, then shaping into small puffs and baking or frying until golden and crispy on the outside.
What ingredients do I need to make Mashed Potato Cheese Puffs?
Base ingredients:
- 2 cups cold mashed potatoes
- 1 cup shredded cheese (cheddar, mozzarella, or a mix)
- 1 large egg
- 1/4 cup all-purpose flour or breadcrumbs
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1/4 teaspoon pepper
Optional add-ins and variations:
- Chopped green onions or herbs, garlic powder, paprika
- A splash of milk or cream if the mixture is too stiff
- Oil for brushing or spraying (for crispier results)
You can adapt with dairy-free cheese and an egg substitute if needed.
Can I use leftover mashed potatoes?
Yes. Leftover mashed potatoes work great. They are already seasoned and fluffy. If they’re a bit dry, mix in a spoonful of milk or cream and a touch more cheese to help binding. If they’re very wet, add a little extra flour or breadcrumbs until the mixture holds its shape.
What cooking method works best for fluffy, crispy puffs?
Two reliable methods:
- Oven bake: Preheat to 425°F (220°C). Shape puffs, place on a parchment-lined sheet, brush with oil, and bake 15–20 minutes, turning once, until golden.
- Air fryer: Preheat to 380–400°F (193–204°C). Cook for about 10–12 minutes, shaking halfway, until crispy and lightly browned.
You can also shallow-fry in oil for extra crispness, but baked or air-fried puffs are lighter.
How should I shape and coat the puffs?
Shape into small mounds or 1-inch balls using a spoon or your hands. If you want extra crunch, roll lightly in breadcrumbs or additional grated cheese before baking. Place on a parchment-lined tray, spacing evenly. Lightly spray or brush with oil to help browning.
How long do they keep and how do I store them?
Storage tips:
- Refrigerate leftovers in an airtight container for up to 2 days.
- Reheat in a 375°F (190°C) oven or air fryer until hot and crispy (about 5–8 minutes in the oven, 5–7 in the air fryer).
For longer storage, freeze them either baked or unbaked (see the freezing section).
Can I freeze Mashed Potato Cheese Puffs, and how do I reheat them?
Yes. You can freeze them:
- Unbaked: Assemble puffs on a tray, freeze until solid, then transfer to a freezer bag. Bake from frozen, adding 5–8 minutes to the bake time.
- Baked: Let cool completely, then freeze in an airtight container or freezer bag. Reheat in a 350°F (175°C) oven until warmed through, about 10–15 minutes, or in an air fryer until heated.
Either way, consume within 2–3 months for best quality.
What variations can I try?
Flavor ideas:
- Cheese swap: use a mix of cheddar and pepper jack, or add parmesan for a sharper bite.
- Herbs and spice: minced chives, parsley, garlic powder, paprika, or dill.
- Meaty twist: add crispy bacon bits or diced ham.
- Vegetarian/vegan option: skip the egg and use a flaxseed or chia seed “egg” binder with dairy-free cheese.
For gluten-free options, substitute all-purpose flour with cornstarch, almond flour, or a gluten-free flour blend.
What are common mistakes and how can I avoid them?
Common issues and fixes:
- Mixture too loose: add a bit more flour or breadcrumbs to help binding.
- Too dry: whisk in a splash of milk or cream and a little cheese to moisten.
- Flat puffs: ensure the mixture is well chilled before shaping, and don’t overcrowd the pan.
- Sticking to the tray: use parchment or lightly greased foil.
Using cold mashed potatoes helps the mixture hold shape better than warm potatoes.
